okay here's the thing. i cannot forget the way my father made this joke. me and my sisters were caught by surprise. here it goes. btw it is in malay. hehe.btw in the brackets are the direct translation of the malay words.

dad: kak, bile kakak nye bus concession pass mati?[sis, when does your bus concession pass die?]
sis: dah mati dah. semalam baru mati.[die already. just yesterday]
dad: oh. kesian nye. tak tanam?[oh so sad. never bury it?]
sis: huh??[huh??]
(after a few seconds)
sis: oh.. haha.[oh haha]

the thing is that if people die, muslims/ malays don't cremate the body, they actually bury it. so me and my sister was laughing cause it never struck us that he was gonna relate bus concession pass and a dead body. btw happy belated fathers' day, DAD!